I woke up this morning and my lower abdominal area feels like it tripled in size overnight. I think one of the cats went out to Giant while I was sleeping, bought a turkey (managed to keep their grubby little paws off it) and then shoved it down my throat while I layed there quietly in bed because in all honestly, that is what it looks like happened to mah belly. Jay wanted to take a picture this morning, that’s how huge it looks.

And I still don’t feel the baby. I feel lots and lots of gas and Jay thinks he feels it when he puts his hand on my belly, but I don’t feel a damn thing. Pooh.humongantic