The other week I was cutting Takeshi’s toenails (I do this when he’s sleeping) when I noticed that the sheets were wet. Hmm, he must have leaked through his diaper (even though we had just put a new one on him about an hour earlier). I grabbed a new diaper and onesie and proceeded to change him. When I lifted his leg, what should appear before my eyes but a little penis poking out the side of his diaper. Apparently, he managed that feat while we were putting him to bed and of course we didn’t noticed because it was pitch black in the room. The sight of that third leg staring back at me made me laugh so hard I was crying (and of course I called Jay into the room so he could see for himself).

Then a few days later he did it again… It probably wouldn’t bother us so much if he was soaking his own mattress instead of ours (which cost about 10 times what his did — yes, we’re the crazy people that spent a LOT of money on our mattress. And yes we love it; it’s like sleeping on a freakin’ cloud — no joke.) Now our mattress has a pee pad — it’s the pad that you put on a child’s mattress to prevent leaks from getting to the mattress — on it, covered by a standard mattress pad and 3 fitted sheets. *sigh*