Beans and Sushi » Rants and Raves http://beans-and-sushi.com The delirious rants of a Japarican family. Mon, 11 Apr 2011 15:03:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 The other war http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/09/24/the-other-war/ http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/09/24/the-other-war/#comments Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:20:41 +0000 erika http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/09/24/the-other-war/ Our country is taking the war on obesity very seriously; it has added another meal to our day.

Gawd Bless the USA.

]]> http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/09/24/the-other-war/feed/ 1 He has three legs http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/07/22/he-has-three-legs/ http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/07/22/he-has-three-legs/#comments Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:51:48 +0000 erika http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/07/22/he-has-three-legs/ Kenji is a boy. HE is a BOY. I don’t know what to do to get people to understand this. I dress him in blue and I still get, “Oh, what a cute little girl!”

One day I dressed him in white because it was insanely hot outside. The woman at the UPS store asked me if the baby was a boy or girl. I told her boy and she said, “Well you can’t tell when you dress him in white.” I responded, “It doesn’t matter; even in blue, people still call him a girl.” She echoed my thoughts that they must be retarded because BOYS WEAR BLUE. My next step is to take a Sharpie to his forehead and write I HAVE A PENIS.

If you read this and know me in real life and call Kenji a girl, I will castrate you. You have been warned.

]]> http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/07/22/he-has-three-legs/feed/ 0 Bhaha! Takeshi is already a hax0r! http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/03/14/bhaha-takeshi-is-already-a-hax0r/ http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/03/14/bhaha-takeshi-is-already-a-hax0r/#comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:12:42 +0000 jay http://beans-and-sushi.com/2008/03/14/bhaha-takeshi-is-already-a-hax0r/ OK, apparently this kid started to mess with Erika’s laptop. She sends me the following Instant message:

[15:09] Erika: i don’t know what your son did but 99% of my mail is going to spam
[15:09] Jay: Bhahaha!

Even clinton finds this funny!

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